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About

Welcome!

I spend lots of time on the internet. This is my happy place.

Things I Like

  • Listening to a song on repeat for days, until it is quite literally all I think about 
  • Cooking from scratch
  • Long, masochistic jogging ventures (who am I kidding, that doesn’t belong here)
  • Coffee
  • Twitter
  • Living above my means
  • Periodic bouts of solitude
  • Catching strangers as they sneak a glance at themselves in especially reflective windows

Things I Don’t Like

  • Being lost
  • Water chestnuts
  • Long, masochistic jogging ventures
  • Moochers (go die in a fire)
  • Blisters that form on the backs of ankles and never heal
  • Buyers’ remorse

(Any viewpoint, unsavory or otherwise, expressed here is my own, and in no way should be mistaken for that of my place of work.